Hello, I am Bama, a red Classic tabby. That’s classic, like fine vintage cars or fine wine. Whatever the heck that is. My classic pattern means I have swirled or bulls-eye patterns rather than smaller strips. These are in more of a circular pattern on my sides, versus the “spine to belly” stripes of the more common (and thus less special) Mackerel Tabby like my stupid bro Boise.
I’m a bit longer haired then Boise, and overall I’m a darker orange/red as well. I’m also the better looking of the two of us, though Boise likes to argue that fact (which clearly shows that I’m also more intelligent than he).
I’m the “active” cat. A bit smaller then Boise fat arse, I can jump, romp, run, and of course attack with more ninja like skill and athleticism. These skills will no doubt come in handy when the Catpocolypse occurs. Muaaahhhhaaahhhaaa!
Anyway, I’m one of the two cool cats running this establishment here, and you don’t have to be a genius to see that I’m by far the coolest.