We, the ShatCast.com cats Bama and Boise state officially and hereby proclaim, that today shall be Saint Catrick’s day in celebration of revered Saint Catrick. Happy Saint Catrick’s Day everyone!
Saint Catrick is one of the most widely known figures in the Cat-holic religion, and one of his best known and most heroic feats was banishing all dogs out of Ireland. That is why, to this date, there are no dogs anywhere on the Emerald Isle! Oh, but that St. Catrick would banish our yappy yappy neighbordog, but that is a rant for another day.
Anyway, today is a special day for cats. It is customary on this day for our hewman subjects to wear something with the color green. If they don’t, it is also an expected custom for them to be given a playful, yet painful, cat scratch or bite. Please be on the lookout for any hewman not wearing green!
Also let it be known that it is acceptable (and also somewhat expected) to scratch and nip hewmans that ARE wearing green as well. We don’t want to spoil them.